Player piano by Kurt von negut
Author:Kurt von negut [negut, Kurt von]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: SF
ISBN: 9780385333788
Published: 1999-08-15T07:00:00+00:00
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WHEN WEDNESDAY CAME, Paul stopped by his farm early in the morning and gave Mr. Haycox his instructions. Mr. Haycox made it clear that he wasnât a parlor maid.
Reluctantly, Paul gave Mr. Haycox to understand that he could do the job or clear out, and that the job had better be well done. It was that important to Paul that everything be perfect for the delicate transformation of Anita.
âYou think you can just go around buying anybody to do anything you damn please,â said Mr. Haycox. âWell, youâre mistaken this time, Doctor. You can take your doctorâs degree, andââ
âI donât want to fire you.â
âThen donât!â
âFor the last time, as a favor to meââ
âWhy didnât you say so in the first place?â
âSay what?â
â âAs a favor.â â
âAll right; as a favorââ
âAs a favor, just this once,â said Mr. Haycox. âIâm no parlor maid, but I try to be a good friend.â
âThanks.â
âNothing at all. Donât mention it.â
During the day, Anita called Paul to ask what she was to wear.
âOld clothes.â
âA barn dance?â
âNot quite, but close. Dress as though it were.â
âPaul, with the Meadows so close and all, do you think we should be going out and tearing around?â
âThe Meadows isnât a funeral.â
âIt could be, Paul.â
âJust for tonight, letâs forget the Meadows. Tonight itâs going to be just Paul and Anita, and to hell with everybody else.â
âThatâs very easy to say, Paul. Itâs a sweet idea and everything, butââ
âBut what?â he asked irritably.
âWell, I donât know; I donât want to nag, but it does seem to me that youâre being awfully slap-happy about the Meadows, about the Blue Team.â
âWhat should I be doing?â
âShouldnât you be training or something? I mean, shouldnât you be getting lots of sleep and eating the right foods and jogging around a little after work? And cutting down on cigarettes, maybe?â
âWhat?â
âYouâve got to be in shape if the Blue Teamâs going to win.â
Paul laughed.
âNow listen, Paul, you neednât laugh. Shepherd says heâs seen careers made and broken by how men made out as team captains at the Meadows. Shepherdâs given up smoking completely.â
âYou can tell him Iâve taken up hashish to speed up my reaction time. His fast ball will look like a toy balloon blowing over home plate. We are going out tonight.â
âAll right,â she said gloomily. âAll right.â
âI love you, Anita.â
âI love you, Paul.â
And she was ready when he got home, not as Iliumâs Lady of the Manor but as a trim, kittenish girl in denim trousers rolled above her knees. She wore one of Paulâs shirts, with its tails knotted below her breasts, white sneakers, and a red bandana about her neck.
âIs this right?â
âPerfect.â
âPaulâI donât understand whatâs going on. I called up the Country Club, and they donât know about any barn dance. And neither do the clubs in Albany, Troy, or Schenectady.â Anita, Paul knew, hated surprises, couldnât bear not to be on top of every situation.
âThis is a private one,â said Paul. âJust for the two of us. Youâll see when the time comes.â
âI want to know now.
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